If you had the pleasure of reading the below post today, you'll see the bold words that I unfortunately wasn't humorous enough to come up with myself. My new BFF, <xxOnLiNePrEdAtOrxx>, decided to hack into ALL my email, facebook, and blog to tell me how much he loved me. I know it's a he, because only fat guys sitting in front of the computer in a dark room with Cheeto Puff fingers typing away on their orange crumbly keyboard would have time to make that up. However, if you are not fat, I apologize. I do not apologize about the Cheeto's, because who doesn't like those? Anyways, if you're still wondering if it's really me, it is, I promise. If you received ANY email, message, or comment from me today, it was NOT me, because I did not do any of that. I was freaked out for the afternoon, but that's all turned to anger. So, Online Predator, have a nice day sitting alone in your Mom's basement. See you never.
love
-M-
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